I'll get this one
I said Move your hands now!
You better Stop wiggling.
What have I told you about going outside!
I said kiss it..
Check Mate. 
'I'll squeeeeese the truth out of you!' 
'Got ya!'
'Hmmm... a bug in my drink?'
'Aha... its just tiny trying to grow up again. I'll put a stop on this now!
'Not so big now, right!?'
'And who told you it was ok to hide in there, hmmm!?'
'Enjoying yourself are you!?'
Caught ya with My claws!
I could just pull his legs off...
Or just let him hang up and down for a while!
'Bugs'
you arent quit small enough yet 
hmmm maybe a litte smaller 
now thats more like it 